I peed on a tree

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 10/24/2020 at 21:06 • Filed to: None

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Then I took this pic

Happy Saturday

Jim Spanfeller > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/24/2020 at 21:10

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This article deserves a Pul itzer.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 10/24/2020 at 21:23

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You mean a Peeitzer Prize.

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/24/2020 at 21:30

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The #1 award for outstanding journalism!

barnie > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/24/2020 at 21:31

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I heard ya ain’t much of a man ‘less ya piss on a tree at least every week...

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/24/2020 at 21:33

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One of those things sounds more satisfying than the other

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > barnie 10/24/2020 at 22:12

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Not many trees on the high sea. . . might want to bring along a potted plant or two. . . 

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Jim Spanfeller 10/24/2020 at 22:33

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Well, there was a good chance he was out standing if  he peed on a tree.

barnie > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/24/2020 at 22:43

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Pissin over the rail is equivalent :)

A few years ago, GA drowning statistics included the gem that 73% of male drowning victims had their zippers down. 

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/24/2020 at 22:52

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Wait, you peed on a tree and then it caught fire? You might want to see a doctor.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > barnie 10/24/2020 at 23:46

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That's quite tragic actually. Be careful when peeing over the edge. You should get some grab handles or something. 

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/25/2020 at 01:55

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barnie > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/25/2020 at 12:09

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Most drownings are from folks falling off small and fresh-water fishing boats and are then unable to climb aboard. If the gunwale is > 2' off the water, it is not possible for a human to climb back aboard without a ladder, especially with wet clothes, Heck, even a kayak is hard to get back into with practice,

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > barnie 10/25/2020 at 13:54

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Well most of them have ladders, right?

barnie > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/25/2020 at 14:23

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No. J ohn boats, aluminum boats w/ 1 0 hp and the like don’t. Even t he fancy bass boats don’t. The more fool them but that’s how it is. Tournaments don’t enforce any rules for ladders, either. I’ve even seen ski boats sans ladders. Th ere’s usually cre w to bring the skier aboard, but still. I’ve also never seen a ladder on a dinghy. (wanna see something funny? Watch a ~ 300-lb guy try to wallow back into a big rubber inflatable. It was me and it was funny when I saw the video . Th en I used my size to get him to delete it...) A couple steps bolted to the transom do not a ladder make. SOLAS rules say 1 meter of ladder must be under the waterline. Mine is > 4' and mounted to the stern where the tether straps on both sides bring folks to .

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > barnie 10/25/2020 at 14:37

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It seems strange that they wouldn't include something like that. Can't be much money or have much of an effect on the performance.